Dude, I know examining your search engine hits is probably old hat for most of you who have been at this a while, but I get so few that I keep sort of an obsessive eye on them. And now I kind of wish we didn’t have the technology for this kind of detailed stat tracking. Please tell me that “poke me hard, poke me right” is some kind of song lyric or something, and not just a random search term that someone decided to type into Google?

I mean… huh?